OK, I’m just stealing from John Cole (someone sent it to him). But this is too good:
A unionized public employee, a teabagger, and a CEO are sitting at a table. In the middle of the table is a plate with a dozen cookies on it. The CEO reaches across and takes 11 cookies, then looks at the teabagger and says “Watch out for that union guy—he wants a piece of your cookie!”
Then, of course, the teabagger apologizes to the CEO that the union guy is able to come to the table at all.