Posted by: mutantpoodle | January 19, 2012

There are three reasons Rick Perry didn’t win…

1. Unable to hit Mitt Romney with a canned flip-flopper soundbite in a debate.

2. Unable to remember which Cabinet departments he doesn’t understand should be eliminated.

3.  Um…ooops.

So Perry’s gone. Actually, he was doing just great, until the merciless demands of the campaign forced him to open his mouth.

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